Michael LaMar

Clan LaMar

Quotes About Michael

"Who?"

G.W. Bush

Shut The F*** Up

R. Cheney

Michael was instrumental in helping me invent the internet, Really!

A. Gore

Largicus? Oh he's not that Large! I crap bigger than him.

F. Bastard

Truly a man of Diversity; a charter-member of the Rainbow Coalition.

J. Jackson

A true healer; have him roll you a great big spliff.

D. Chopra

Wherefore do ye spend money for [that which is] not bread? and your labour for [that which] satisfieth not? hearken diligently unto me, and eat ye [that which is] good, and let your soul delight itself in fatness

Isaiah 55:2 KJB

Under the Kilt

What does a true Scotsman wear under his kilt? Well, while it might be quite the tradition to go "regimental," however, the thoughtful Scotsman wears Under-Ease ^tm. The High-Tech solution to the odoriferous results of eating his fill of haggis. After all, just because you are on Old Fart, doesn't mean you have to smell like an Old Fart!

Under-Ease by Under-Tec

Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and are made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs.

A triangular "exit hole" for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This "exit hole" is covered with a "pocket" made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the "exit hole". This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the "pocket".

Inside the "pocket" is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. This multi-layered filter is made in a sandwich-style, and begins with the two outer layers of wool felt. The second two layers are made of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon.

The filter is then covered with soft ordinary material to allow for easy replacement in or out of the pocket. The underwear are washable and will last approximately a year depending on the frequency of use and laundering. Each filter will last from several weeks to several months depending on the frequency of use and laundering.

Wear them for the ones you love!

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